Hillary Humor

The Pope & Hillary

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and 'His Holiness' have seen it all before. To make their appearance together a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, she waves and it brings on cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he can do. "That was impressive. But do you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd not only go crazy with joy, but their joy will not be a mere momentary display like that of your subjects. It will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.