Monday, April 28, 2008

Mail bag - Not PC

This is so wrong for so many reasons, but let's start the week off with a chuckle - because you think it is funny or because you can't believe how NOT PC and backward the "author" (& Donkey for posting) is . . . lighten up - I post lawyer jokes too.


How to Save the Airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and special services.

(Religious?) would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Bill Clinton


Donkey Note:

Having represented an exotic dancer, I am able to assure you that not all exotic dancers perform special services. You may share this fact with your wife &/or girlfriend.

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