Friday, August 17, 2007

Clinton humor

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.

She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to
go to Disneyland."

Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you
there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second
kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized
wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my
dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.

HT The1st BA

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