Thursday, June 07, 2007

Rambus Inc. - Innovator of the Future & OBERC

Rambus Inc. promised to doll out $10,000 to a couple high school students for their use for tuition and or books in their pursuit of higher education. The 2007 winners of the Rambus Inc. Innovator of the Future scholarship awards were Nwamaka Uzoh of St. Francis High School in Mountain View, California and Justin Lan of Pinewood School in Los Altos Hills, California.

Rambus Inc. also awarded four $1,000 scholarships to California high school students - Daniel Brenner, Pinewood School; Victoria Liu, Los Altos High School; Max Vujovic, Mountain View High School; and Marloes Sijstermans, Mountain View High School.

Finally, Rambus Inc. over the last year has "awarded" $10,000,000+ to the auditors who have developed the Options Backdating Earnings Restatement Calculator or OBERC. The OBERC as initially configured is rumored to calculate at sub-glacial speeds. Rambus CEO Harold Hughes, responding to complaints of the faithful shareholders, has allegedly placed a gross of engineers on the task of reconfiguring the OBERC so that it is calibrated to the melting of the polar ice . . . Ramboids are firing up their SUVs in attempts to heat the planet . . .

HT FinzToRite.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Donkey - Double darn, I don't evan have one of these . . . "Ramboids are firing up their SUVs in attempts to heat the planet . . ." NOW what do I do? . . I would even ask, 'where do I go', but I am not sure ANY of the Ramboids know, let alone any of the 'Donkeys'. .

And the saga continues, year after painful year - let alone the smaller time factors (frames) that all of just one year involves. Perhaps if you are, as I am, an LTL . . . do not even check the ticker - ever!!!

WOW - talk about self-control, that has to be the absolute epitome. With my advancing years one of my strongest urges (LOL) is to throw all jurisprudence to the wind.
There, I said it.
However, Hangin' in and Hangin' on . . . Keep on keepin' on with Treowth, as difficult it is at times. You are remarkable.
Your friend, Barbara Ann

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