Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Good caes?

Once the Rambus Inc. derivative actions are over, the plaintiffs lawyers can chew on this one . . .

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."

HT Pinehurst Larry.

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