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How To Clean Your Toilet Bowl . . .
1. Put both lids of the toilet up & add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat & soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet & close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate & make ample suds. Never mind the noises coming from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power-wash" & "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door. Be sure there are no people between the bathroom & the door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, & quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, & run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet & the cat will be sparkling clean.

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