Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Song of the day

Do you have what it takes to get through the initial screening qualifications to be considered as "Rambus management material"?

(1) Do you have at least one arm?
-- you may be called upon to "extend an olive branch"
-- your extension technique can be ineffective, however

(2) Can you completely ignore all e-mails from shareholders?

(3) Can you set up a phone system making it impossible for shareholders to contact your so-called "Investor Relations" department?

(4) Can you extend a middle finger (mandatory shareholder salute)

(5) Most importantly, as far as options are concerned, can you say .....


by Widespread Panic (1998)

Widespread Panic -- Light Fuse, Get Away (Disc 2)

Submitted by FinzToRite.

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