For those of you who have ever been forced to attend or chaird an office or board meetings:
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars?
What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that:
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size)2. Divide the square into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
3. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage
* synergy
* smash
* branding
* organic
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* artist development
* value-added
* pro-active
* win-win
* think outside the box
* street teams
* results-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge based
* peer-to-peer (or, worse, “P2P”)
* touch base
* mind-set
4. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
5. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!!”
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."- Adam, Atlanta"
My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David, Florida
“This win-win game definitely impacted the synergy in the room and empowered our street team with a new paradigm and a pro-active mind-set for future peer-to-peer meetings.” – Clueless Miranda, Asheville
"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Dan, New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben, Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours." - Paul, Cleveland
"When I won and yelled ‘BULLSHIT!’ the woman sleeping next to me slid off her chair!" - Joseph, Los Angeles
Hat tip The1stBA
3 comments:
Quite frankly, I am still in near hysterics !! I think that is just marvellous......been there, wish I had known about "BullS**t Bingo".
Brilliant!!!
Barbara Ann
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Buzzword Bingo Card Generator
you left out closure.
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