In lieu of resolutions - an abridged list of New Year's affirmations:
1. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
2. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
3. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.
4. I am at one with my duality.
5. Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"
6. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
7. The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
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