Maybe, we've been going about this all wrong?
The key may be to get Holt's "significant other" to BUY some shares. Then, he (or she -- not that there's anything wrong with that) might get as frustrated as we have been with this overpaid slacker.
We'd then have someone to nag Holt on a daily basis to get off her ass and do her job.
You can almost hear Holt's "significant other" pleading .....
"Baby Please" by Savoy Brown (1995)
Submitted by FinzToRite