There's an unconfirmed rumor there was a young woman that once worked in the Investor Relations department at Rambus. Rumor has it they canned her because she took her job seriously. For example, she actually started working on a press release when something involving Rambus occurred !!
It doesn't stop there. Some say she even answered the telephone when an investor tried to call and she even started to answer a few e-mails before she was told that was forbidden at Rambus.
She was taught that Rambus management had decreed that shareholders deserve no respect whatsoever.
They wrote a song about it. It's .....
"The Ballad Of Lois Malone"
by The Atlanta Rhythm Section" (1978)
Submitted by FinzToRite