Seriously, I got tired of hearing this guy go on and on every day about his three martini, gourmet lunches. So, when RMBS was $21, I showed him that famous post by TomOnTheBus that stated "all the risk has been taken out of the stock".
Now, for lunch, all the guy can afford is an ....
"RC Cola And A Moon Pie" by NRBQ (1986)
Submitted by FinzToRite