Loving the shareholders

This from an employee handbook given each employee at a major retailer:

More about our culture . . .

Best for our shareholders
By delivering values to Main Street we obtain great results on Wall Street. Our unstoppable drive, perseverance and passion generate innovative ideas and returns our shareholders expect. Being the Best for Shareholders means having a passion for your work and a drive to get it done right - you keep one eye on the bottom line and expenses and the other wide open for great new ideas that will allow us to do things better, faster and smarter.

What a novel idea - stating that it is the goal to be the best for shareholders and no, this company is not headquartered in Los Altos.