Rambus Inc. Song of the Day

Rambus investors have to consider, if anything does come of it, they'll be too old to benefit from investments in Rambus. Based on their track record to date, it looks as if Rambus management will hold off the options backdating scandal earnings restatement until the next decade. They know it's a great way to screw the shareholders. Remember, abusing shareholders is "Job One" at Rambus!

Therefore, let's send one out to all the Rambus shareholders. It's possible you'll be doing this before Rambus ever states earnings again or sees a light at the end of the litigation tunnel.

You'll be doing the ........................

"Old Folks Boogie" by Little Feat (1977)

Little Feat -- Time Loves A Hero

Off our rockers, actin' crazy
With the right medication, we won't be lazy
Doin' the old folks boogie
Down on the farm
Wheelchairs, they was locked arm in arm
Paired off pacemakers with matchin' alarms
Gives us jus' one more chance
To spin one more yarn

And you know that you're over the hill
When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill
Doin' the old folks boogie
And boogie we will
'Cause to us the thought's as good as a thrill

Back at the home,
No time is your own,
Facillities there, they're all out on loan
The bank foreclose, and your bankruptcy shows
And your credit creeps to an all-time low
So you know, that you're over the hill
When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill

Try and get a rise from an atrophied muscle,
And the nerves in your thigh just quivers and fizzles
So you know, that you're over the hill
When your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill

Submitted by FinzToRite.