Rambus Inc. Song of the day

The Rambus board is an amazing thing

You can call for settlements every Tuesday and Thursday for 5 years

You can predict the price action from any angle

You can regurgitate legal theory that can't be substantiated and means nothing

You can write 10,000 word essays to show off your vocabulary, but don't apply

You can embarrass yourself, as DaveSue often does

You can even state, "You'll never be able to buy RMBS under $35 again"

You can be wrong 99 times out of 100

But, for some reason, on that Rambus board, you'll still be .............

"Standin' Tall" by The Subdudes (2004)

The Subdudes -- Miracle Mule

Submitted by FinzToRite.