Humor

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.

"She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.

"She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic.

"The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.

"The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin, I'm gay and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Hat tip to Larry of the Pinehurst Thread for the chuckle.