Thursday, May 11, 2006

Humor

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Hat tip to The1stBA for lightening the week.

1 comment:

Barbara Ann said...

Any Donkey ~ I appreciate the fact that YOU appreciate the humor.

Thank goodness there is some. It is difficult for so many that appear to be so unhappy and unsettled.

I do not believe that it is ignorance on my part, but I just keep "Hangin' in and Hangin on" - with every intention of continuing.

May we all continue to find some semblance of humor in every day of our lives !!

Barbara Ann

 
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