Thursday, February 16, 2006

Humor - equal time

After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, the NSA and even NASA.

With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help. MI6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."


Empiricum said...

Thanks for the laugh, Any Donkey.

Empiricum said...

Again, how much time do I have left? It seems that, except for the gentleman from Rambushire, Jester, both sides of the aisle have waived their rights to "equal time." So here we go again, my fellow Americans.

Sometimes I wonder if the "humor" in this thread did not actually happen. Perhaps it did if one considers the cumulative "intelligence" of the Bush administration and its blind followers! Consider the following:

--- there is a report that just came out that "Mr. Elbow" is now seriously considering outsourcing the control of major U.S. ports to foreign countries. Enough said of this "war on terror"! Good luck, America! You need it!

--- there is also a report that public lands are also being sold by the U.S. government!

What a way to cover for all the monies that are being funneled out of the national treasury into Iraq that ends up in the hands of Bush's 1%! And then Bush claims that he is reducing the deficit by also consciously cutting domestic socio-economic programs! WHAT A FARCE!!!

Now, WHO IS GUARDING FORT KNOX? Could it be next?!

Empiricum said...

Remember Larry Hagman of "Dallas" fame? Nah, there is no truth to the rumor that he will star in a new movie called "WHO SHOT HARRY?"

BTW, is he still alive? I mean Larry Hagman?

Empiricum said...

On the PORT DEAL cited and discussed above:

On the $1B Public Land sales also cited above:

What's next? No available link yet for Fort Knox... Thank God!!!

jester said...

Yup, Larry is alive, having survived a liver transplant in '95, according to his website

EMP, your links will be posted to a worldwide, muli-million member community of all persuasions. has many sub-groups
discussing and acting on these issues and many more. Its free. Thank you sire.

Empiricum said...

Jester, thank you for:

--- the info on Larry Hagman, a very good actor and a legend in his own right; and,

--- about I did visit the website and it is refreshing to note that there are intelligent and knowledgeable patriots around the world. I glanced at several posts and the following caught my interest:

As you will note on those news items, it seems like "ROBBING HOOD" strikes again! And, like I said, they don't talk in millions anymore. BILLIONS is the name of their game. It won't be long before they start talking in BULLIONS!!!

But the following really caught my utmost interest:

I wonder if these "detention centers" have anything to do with the so-called "REX 84 Program" that I have previously mentioned in passing here on Treowth. BTW, has anyone googled this "program"?

Keep posting, Jester.

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