Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Humor


Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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Hat tip to ConverDyn for the graphic. Learn about generating electricity at their site linked here.

Hat tip to The1stBA - thanks for the chuckle.

2 comments:

Empiricum said...

That's funny!
I love the image created. No, not about the neutron image/photo; but the image in our minds if ever we go to Bali. Knowing who might be seated between me and Any Donkey, I think discretion requires that we should bring a duct tape... not for her, but for us.
Good post.

Empiricum said...

****A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"****

Revisiting this post, I find the above question very interesting. No, I am neither a neutron scientist nor a veterinarian. And I am not a vegetarian either. But let me hazard a guess: it could either be the difference in their digestive system or their "outlet"--or both. On the latter, I will abstain from asking our good friend, Any Donkey, to post an "image." Not on this one, please! Whew! Now, can we sit with the blonde?

 
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